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alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 3, 2014
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Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.
Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!
by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011
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Dio the Roadroller

A ripoff of the kids show,"Thomas the Tank Engine", which is about a yellow roadroller named Dio, who loves smashing things and making sounds like, "Wryyy, mudamudamuda, Kono Dio da" etc.
Kid1: Hey is that show, Thomas the Tank Engine? What's with that ridiculously looking yellow roadroller?
Kid2: Thats a ripoff show called,Dio the roadroller. But its more funnier.
*Both Kids sit down and watch Dio the roadroller on TV*
by Saitama 777 February 19, 2021
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Polish Roadblock

Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.

The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.

A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!

<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>

<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>

Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008
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Asshole Roadblock

When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.
(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"
by Sassy Steve August 1, 2011
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roadbratt

A Kid who is 'buying' another car each fucking week.

pwned by trout.
See Aim User: RoadBratt
by TrouT pwnd kthnx July 16, 2003
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roadblockhead

Someone who refuses to keep up with the traffic flow or move to the right.
I was late for work because I got stuck behind a real roadblockhead.
by writnstuff January 26, 2010
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