rettie

if u meet anyone that goes by the name rettie be sure to get down on all fours and howl like a doggie. retties rule the world n u need to recognise.

Gregory Helen - 'Shit on my chest i met a rettie last night'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'

by bumbulus mcdoodle December 7, 2010

rhett miller

Amazingly beautiful and talented singer/songwriter, famed for having been in the Old 97's.

Did you see Rhett at the Avalon? He was awesome.

by Trevi October 20, 2003

rhett

Being extremely sexy, smooth and confident and still being able to just chill.

I'm just going to rhett it tonight.

by DoriginalRhett August 10, 2006

Rhett

The act of being good at sex stuff and making money off anything (except ironically from sex stuff).

Selling things people don't even see, such as extended warranties. Probably some elitist nerd working at an electronics store who plays magic the gathering in his spare time...

Brittany: "Why are you walking funny?"
Valerie: "I totally got Rhetted last night."

Boomtitties!

Wife: "Why'd you buy extended warranty?"
Husband: "I dunno... the salesperson pulled a total Rhett on me."

by Fire Marshal Hardie January 7, 2014

Rhetty

a Melon.

"look at that rhetty over there! "
"wow he`s such a melon!"
"i love melons!"

everyone loves a rhetty. because he's sexii

by lovelychikens May 26, 2010

retta

Retta is the tightest nigga this side of the mississippi

Yo look! Its that crazy nigga Retta!

by jimbo bean March 22, 2005

rette

cigarette...people who live in the bubble of Danvizzle use it

Dude...can i bum a rette?

by airdizzle November 8, 2003