when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
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Referring to either the act of sex or calculus depending on the circumstance. Sometimes purposefully ambiguous.
Guy 1: I did a lot of rigorous activities over the weekend.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.
by knitman April 1, 2009
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rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
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by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007
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