Rhinocerous

A white trash overweight unicorn

that's no rhinocerous my friend... that's an overweight white trash unicorn!

by Allison T February 10, 2008

Rhinocerosing

to bury ones head into something and use a foot or paw to try to move or uproot, like a rhinoceros

Huck was rhinocerosing me to take my spot in bed

by racerrob November 14, 2014

Rhinocerously Fat

A living organism whose mass is so great that it can be labeled with it's own personal ZIP code. A creature with a neverending desire to consume it's surrounds. Usually referred to as "Fat Guy" or "That Cowish Mofo." Inspired by the hefty shape of a Rhinocerous, who spends most of it's time grazing and rarely moving, only being able to run for seconds at a time. Behavior such as this is apparent in those who may be aptly dubbed "Rhinocerously Fat".

"Wow, have you seen how Rhinocerously Fat that kid Carmine has gotten?"

by Some Diesel Kid Who Thinks He's God September 9, 2008

Rhinocepotamuphant

1. The result of splicing a rhinoceros, a hippopotamus, and an elephant.

2. An abomination against everything God and nature stand for.

3. A girl so fucking unreasonably fat and ugly that only this absurd, seven-syllable, 18 letter word can explain how she looks.

4. A fat person so ugly; on a scale 1-10 they would be rated 9001.

5. The Frankenstein of the animal kingdom.

1. rhino+hippo+elephant=rhinocepotamuphant

2. Scientist1: Yes! I've finally spliced a rhino, a hippo, and an elephant. This is my greatest scientific accomplishment.

Scientis2: Holy shit dude! You're definitely going to hell for make this...this...abomination.

3. Guy1: Dude what is one word you would use to describe Snooki from Jersey Shore?

Guy2: When I think of her, I think of two related elephants having an inbred child, and some retard child of a rhino and hippo has a child with that inbred elephant. Hmm, only if there was one word to describe a person with all three of those fat, ugly animal genes.

Guy1: There is; the word you are looking for is rhinocepotamuphant.

4. Nappa: Vegeta how ugly does the scouter say Snooki is?

Vegeta: SHE'S OVER 9000!

Nappa: Oh damn!

by Das Hoont August 30, 2010

Rhinocerpus

A woman with a larger than normal clitoris.

At first I though she had two noses, but then I realized that I was dealing with a rhinocerpus.

by Groove Champion December 30, 2009

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

rhinocerized

One who head-butts an individual, or group of people with the top of their cranium. Like a rhinoceros would.

Brandon:"Ben, you rhinocerized some old ladies at that table last nite!"

Ben:"Dam. Really? I don't remember this event."

Brandon:"You like flew into them. I'm not sure how. ha ha! drunk ass."

Ben:"Dam. I need to stop getting Brandon drunk."

Brandon:"I love you, Ben."

Ben:"Love you too, Brandon..."

by geezy23 March 2, 2011