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Retrosexual 

Term used to define a heterosexual male who listens to 1980's Synthpop music that, all though mainstreem at the time, is labelled "gay". A retrosexual is usually a fan of atleast one of the following bands: Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins, Information Society, Tears For Fears, Culture Club, joy division, new order, etc.Also known to hum the mainstream madonna hits. Excuses for this include too much exposure to MTV at a young age, young mother, older sister, or "good taste in music".
Just because i listen to depeche mode doesn't mean i'm gay. Dude, I'm a retrosexual, ask your sister.
Retrosexual by Djduckie August 31, 2005
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Retrosexual 

Someone who is so inlove with hype shoes and 3rd and 4th retros that seem to forget the about og's and first retros because of new more shitty quality hyped retros. exspecially jordans of the 2011-2012 era.
Fred:Peep these Og concords i got on i love them
Andrew: EW! those are old yellowed i got the new retros that just dropped in december
Fred:But..,
Andrew:Not only that they have a blue icey sole
Fred: There nice but nothign compared to og's
Andrew: But ther icey
Fred: your sucha Retrosexual
Retrosexual by ben jackson April 27, 2012

Retrosexual 

A person who doesn't dress,talk or act gay, but has gay, retro 50's qualities.
On Friends, isn't Matthew Perry so... well, retrosexual?
Retrosexual by Andrew Cotter October 9, 2007

Retrosexual 

One who partakes in intercourse with apes.
Hit TV show 'Rape an Ape' is a bizarre insight into the world of retrosexuals and retrosexuality.
Retrosexual by chinballs December 16, 2008

retrosexual 

A person who loves things retro like a NES or something like it
TCK:Come see my NES and SNES they are cool!!
Ozzy:God your such a Retrosexual
retrosexual by The Console King December 28, 2005

Retrosexual 

Person who has a strong attraction to people from the past.
Katie is a retrosexual because she wants to have sex with James Dean

Retrosexual 

A person who loves retro things like a N.E.S.
The Console King:Have a look at this nes and snes i have and i love them!!!
Ozzy:You are such a retrosexual!!
Retrosexual by The Console King December 28, 2005