retardian

1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group

Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.

by szyslak September 16, 2008

retardland

Retardland equals USA

A: where are you from?
B: i am from usa.
A: oh you mean retardland?

by Yulice May 10, 2018

retardicon

Dinobot (dinosaur autobot), stupid person on the internet.

Dat retardicon, he done said he did that whack shit, and he ain't even trippin'.

by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

Retardical

The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.

Why are our staff so useless?

Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?

by TopBanana1701 September 19, 2019

Retardigan

Message Board forum troll who uses identical names to clone other people. The troll will exploit the vulnerable message board font, replacing an l for a capital I or vice versa. Example: Claudia can be cloned by troll opening another account with username: "CIaudia" and use it to post with under that message board. One board where the font is exploitable is the Vh1 message boards.

Claudia: "I am Spartacus"
CIaudia: "no, I am Spartacus"
Claudia: "Quit being such a retardigan"

by Mosesianite August 21, 2007

retardicon

An easily found substance, unnoticable to many people, but used by many. It causes retardation in many individuals.

Damn, that guy must've been smoking some retardicon!!

by jonathan m foster December 18, 2005

Retardican

Extremist wing of Conservatives, who wants to wind back (i.e. 'retard')people's Rights back to any where between the 1950s to the 1860s. Routinely engage in Penis Fencing and vociferous pissing contests.

Appears that most of the MAGA camp are Retardicans, secretly wishing they're back in the Deep past.

by AmboNec February 18, 2023