Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.
Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.
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Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.
Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash
Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?
by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011
Get the Resort To Geronimo mug.A known community that originated on ROBLOX during the month of April in 2018. Founded by Xonori also known as Cole who still runs it to this day. Norwegian Resort is a hotel/resort simulation game created on ROBLOX for the fun of users on ROBLOX who are interested and/or intrigued by the community in general and great for new players just now finding about the hotel/resort community as Norwegian Resort offers a great place for beginners as they are not insanely strict and the rules are easy to understand.
Resort/Hotel games have promotions/demotions/trainings/applications and much more that you use to progress through the 18 role-sets that groups on ROBLOX have, players will work their way up the 18 roles by attending trainings or by showing activity at the Resort game.
Norwegian Resort has been a continuously growing community since April of 2018 and continues to be to this day, and continues to grow as a large community and family.
Resort/Hotel games have promotions/demotions/trainings/applications and much more that you use to progress through the 18 role-sets that groups on ROBLOX have, players will work their way up the 18 roles by attending trainings or by showing activity at the Resort game.
Norwegian Resort has been a continuously growing community since April of 2018 and continues to be to this day, and continues to grow as a large community and family.
by CewnBoy January 24, 2019
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While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.
The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.
The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.
I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!
by No Way, Jose September 4, 2008
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Get the resortify mug.If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
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Get the Westgate smoky mountain resort mug.to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
by Erum December 9, 2008
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