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Frequent acts of Reputation Masturbation may result in fapnapping. Typical offender lives vicariously through dude bro friends who actually get laid.
Frequent acts of Reputation Masturbation may result in fapnapping. Typical offender lives vicariously through dude bro friends who actually get laid.
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Hym "It's funny that honesty isn't included in what constitutes being a 'good person' or having a 'good reputation'. We don't like honesty anymore. Like, there aren't 'good people' who are just a little lazy. There aren't any frugal 'good people'. I mean, generosity is obviously good but when your actively gaslighting someone and trying to arbitrate fame it almost seems like you need a 'good person' to be anything other than 'someone who doesn't gaslight strangers and use their ability to appeal to their own credibility to appoint themselves as the supreme arbiter of all moral virtue.'
Hym "It's funny that honesty isn't included in what constitutes being a 'good person' or having a 'good reputation'. We don't like honesty anymore. Like, there aren't 'good people' who are just a little lazy. There aren't any frugal 'good people'. I mean, generosity is obviously good but when your actively gaslighting someone and trying to arbitrate fame it almost seems like you need a 'good person' to be anything other than 'someone who doesn't gaslight strangers and use their ability to appeal to their own credibility to appoint themselves as the supreme arbiter of all moral virtue.'
That's another annoying thing, you use your ethic to give yourself the extracurricular and exclusionary right to change the world in your image. 'You shouldn't criticize the world! You didn't vacuum your carpet this morning or something! But I have a responsibility to change the world in my image even though that makes me an ideologue... which is bad... but I deserve it because I have ethos... which makes it good... but I mask my ideology by projecting my ethic onto religion... which makes it religion... Yeaaah... And no one can do what I do ... Except for that one guy who pulled a hypertext out of his ass.... it won't be intimated by the culture.... oh, wait... it was intimated into 2 different cultures... holy shit I'm a beloved anime character now! Because of him and not me.... That guy is the greatest! What a Goddamn genius! I wish he would breed out my daughter like The Honelander was going to do to Maeve... Except in a sexual way... Then his super-kids could take over the world!' AHAHAHAA! It's just too fucking priceless! I tried to apologize! I tried to give you plenty of time to see the error of you ways... Some people just cannot see reason. It's a Goddamn shame. Hahahahaha! I might not have a good reputation but I am am archetypal figure. So that's good."
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