horny reptile

A gaymer who can't go 5 seconds without making a sexual joke and preying on new gays.

I'm looking for daddies cummies, do you have any?
Shut-up Tyler, you horny reptile.

by Horny Reptile August 31, 2018

reptile

an insult utilsed by the ill-educated suburban scumbag wannabe's of the immediate area outside Dublin Ireland to indicate an unattractive or stupid person

"Look at the state of you, you bleedin' reptile."

by Lindacelbo June 17, 2008

reptiles

addicts of mugwump jism, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.

after reptiles score for mugwump jism..."mugwump jism is the best! can I borrow your hanky?"

by dreamkurn201 August 29, 2010

Reptile

Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard

Some bastard reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!

by Bez January 23, 2004

Recticle

the act of using (a) rectum as a means of storage. also as a verb: i totally recticled that bitch!

That is one full recticle!!

by asdfghjkqwert February 27, 2011

Reptile

n. A person who shaves theirself, or at least their vagina or penis area, completely bare.

adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.

I like a chick's pussy to be neatly trimmed, maybe a cute little airstrip or triangle, but every girl I hook up with is a reptile.

Shaving it all off started in the porn industry and now every girl has a reptile pussy.

The problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn bumps. I'd rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like bumps on a reptile pussy.

by thehumburger March 19, 2010

Reptile

Named after the Mortal Kombat character,the Reptile is when a woman performs oral sex on a man to completion and instead of swallowing spits it into the mans eye

I'm never going to let her blow me again. She gave me the Reptile and I have a lazy eye now

by Hamm3rm4n April 28, 2016