relationshit

What happens in a relationship after it goes south.

I'm over the relationshit and moving on.

by DOC JOE June 10, 2009

relationshit

The moment when, in a relationship, one must do things he/she does not enjoy because he/she is in a relationship.

Her: Don't forget, we have my cousin's wedding Saturday.

Him (thinking): I don't want to go this fucking wedding; why do I have to go? Oh great - I'm in a relationshit.

by Rixator June 27, 2011

Relationshit

When a fuckboy gets a girl really emotionally invested in him to the point where she thinks it's a full blown relationship, but it's actually a relationshit. She doesn't mean anything to him, he just needs her to bust a nut or unleash his emotional baggage.

Scott: Ay Brian, are you and Catherine a thing right now or what? Is she your girlfriend now man?

Brian: Nah bro, it's just a relationshit, idgaf about this bitch.

by weeds14 December 14, 2014

relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

by rorrific January 6, 2015

Relationshit

n. a relationship that that either went, or is going, horribly awry and leads one or both parties to believe it is utter shit.

Ian: Jenna and I hardly get to see eachother anymore. When I talk to her now she just seems really distant, too.
Shawn: Bummer. Sounds like a pretty lame way to go about a relationship.
Ian: More like a relationshit.

by xdanielx October 3, 2008

Relationshit

A relationship that is shitty.

"Did someone fart or is that just my relationshit"

"I can't stand my girlfriend. I need to get out of this relationshit"

by relationship September 16, 2009

relationshit

A common misspelling of the word 'relationship' which is quite obvious (if you're too stupid look it up). Relationshit went on the be adapted into what I'm in right now. This is when three girls are a problem. One who I am completely in love with and am going to go to America to visit only to find out that she has no intention of going out with me even though she is always SERIOUSLY implying it. The second is a phychopath but all the same is my girlfriend. I must respect her and when she flips out on me or anyone else I have to help her. Number three is my 'wife' on a stupid game who I made sure to say "We're not going out with eachother" and she responds "Of course Sean". Then she finds out about the girlfriend and goes insane. I'm a bit fucked as you can see. Will sort it out later on...

1) I love you so much Sean I can't wait 'til I meet someone JUST LIKE YOU *hugs and snuggles*
2) YOU DON'T LOVE ME YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M JEALOUS
3) Yeah there's someone I think I like... How could you play me like that!?

I made my feelings towards all three of them very clear!!! What a relationshit!

by Sean Knox November 8, 2008