An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?
Simpson Rebuttal:
"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"
"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"
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A statement used when about to 360 noscope someone(or anything else eg body checking them in the snow), or when after 420 smoke weed everyday MLG blaze it oh baby a triple quickscoping someone. One of illuminate's favourite expressions.
While skating with head down and DEMON speed, Billy tried to toe drag but instead the defenceman layed him out and said, "get rekt m8"
by Gobillygobarfinahole February 20, 2015
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These reputational laundering attempts coming out in the final hours of the Trump White House are fooling no one.
by 45 exits the building January 9, 2021
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by Punny boi October 11, 2018
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When no amount of background checks can find any amount of dirt on you. When you've lived a good life and can defend every single decision you made. When every person who interacted with you has only good things to say about you.
When no amount of background checks can find any amount of dirt on you. When you've lived a good life and can defend every single decision you made. When every person who interacted with you has only good things to say about you.
- I wish I had reputation as flawless as Kavanaugh's
- Yeah, I know, if FBI went 36 years into your past they would've surely find some missteps.
- I know. Only an honourable man with flawless reputation, like Kavanaugh, can get on a Supreme Court.
- Yeah, I know, if FBI went 36 years into your past they would've surely find some missteps.
- I know. Only an honourable man with flawless reputation, like Kavanaugh, can get on a Supreme Court.
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