Sexy Results

When an event concludes in some arousing and/or risque behaviors.

Max pays Amy for pizza with <i>Sexy Results</i>. . .

by ExAbsurdum October 25, 2003

reisty

(1) someone or something that smells somewhat unpleasant, a bit gopping, rancid etc.

(2) a person who's personal hygiene leaves something to be desired.

You smell like a reisty tramp.

That fart is fucking reisty.

"Go have a shower, you reisty fuck"

by NoCLG September 2, 2009

Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.

Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."

by Pickups101 April 26, 2012

Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.

"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"

by rawtap July 18, 2009

Reituki

Reituki is a slash pairing consisting of Reita and Ruki from The GazettE. It's one of those pairings that will never get old like AoiXUruha.

Reita: I can not bear it any longer, Ruki. I must have you tonight!

Ruki: *blush* Okay. If you insist. It will make the Reituki fangirls happy.

by The Pixel January 18, 2009

reissue

A reissue is a re-released version of a previously released product or a compilation of previously released material

After an item gets high demand and the product is not available any longer, the owner of the product can reissue it. A greatest hits album and a boxed set are 2 forms of reissued recordings, an expanded release of a previously released item is a reissue. Complete Shakespeare Anthologies are reissues of his plays in a volume.

by Bradley Olson November 2, 2004

Historia Reiss

A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.

Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"

Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."

by cumspewp October 6, 2017