reindeer games

Any group team-building activity used by middle-managers in corporate America to pacify and relieve tension among their underlings. Reindeer games typically involve taking a beloved childhood game and butchering it by making the activity company specific. Ironically, reindeer games rarely have the desired effect, as the employees are most often annoyed or, in some cases enraged, by their forced participation.

Bill: So Phil, did you finish that project yet?

Phil: No, I had to go down to corporate HQ yesterday for some fucking reindeer games. God, my boss is a stupid cunt.

by meriamwebster June 27, 2009

reindeer games

another name for the head games that a man or a woman plays with one another in a relationship.

I wish Jim would grow up and stop playing reindeer games with the women he dates.

by Molly October 15, 2004

Reindeer Game

A trivial activity often hindering a more important task

similar to simply BSing around

Etymology: the song "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer"

Alen: "hey man, check this out."

William: "Damn it Alen, I don't have time for your stupid reindeer games!"

by daemonbellum October 3, 2009

reindeer bandits

taking light up reindeer on people's front lawns and placing them into sexual positions.

We're going reindeer banditing tonight.

Why are my reindeer doing each other? damn reindeer bandits!

by Sal Aulogia, Ryan Foley, Frank Pereira January 4, 2007

Reindeer Effect

The frustration after not being able to cum while fapping. (reference to the Christmas PornHub icon of a cute reindeer that stares at you.)

Dude, I tried to watch porn last night and got the reindeer effect.

by ABQueen April 4, 2016

Reindeer Games

Absolutely terrible movie starring Ben Affleck.

I can't believe I just wasted 2 hours watching Reindeer Games...I'm going to find Ben Affleck and make him pay me back.

by Crizz August 28, 2008

reindeer hooves

the size of the lips around the girls pussy.

holy fuck look at the reindeer hooves on that girl

by hoove lover October 23, 2009