Red Baron

An erection covered in menstrual blood.

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."

by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021

Red Baron Mouth

The pain and sensitive rawness of one's mouth for a day or two, after eating a frozen pizza too quickly after leaving the oven. Leaving your mouth singed from the molten cheese and tomato sauce.

My case of Red Baron mouth made to eat anything salty the next day, I really should have waited a few more minutes to start eating that frozen pizza.

by BayAreaNick February 24, 2010

Red-Baron-Syndrome

When you burn your mouth because you couldn't wait for your oven pizza to cool down.

I burnt the roof of my mouth off when I got Red-Baron-Syndrome.

by Izzman June 28, 2013

The Red Baron

the best Pilot of The first German Reich (or Prussia) in WW1, whom painted his plane red, because the rest of his squadrant the flying circus painted 1 part of their plane red, so he painted the entire plane, and probably half of his hand.

h: d have you ever heard about The Red Baron?
d: yeah that one guy who got 90 air victories with a red plane in uhhhhhh. WW1?
h: yeah WW1

by brick duster December 9, 2021

Slap of the Red Baron

When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.

"I went at it with this bird last night"

"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"

by PoetForSale March 22, 2010

The Red Baron

When you have sex with a woman on her period while wearing a 1920's pilot's hat.

It was her time of the month so I offered to fly like The Red Baron.

by Gognoggler May 4, 2015

The Red Baron

The Red Baron: this is a sex move for males. when your banging and your partner falls of the bed front side first so that her ass is facing up you jump off the bed and try to land with your dick in her ass.

I tried the red baron on my girlfriend and i missed and i squished her and my boner snapped off

by almt4 December 30, 2009