rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

[recieve]

The spelling bee champion of his 1st grade class above me neglected to correctly spell "acquired", so it seems all of you who are reading this get a double-dose of spelling corrections.

Receive, as you know, means to have aquired something. recieve

by JDee123 January 14, 2009

recite

to say a poem, piece of literature etc that you have learned, for people to listen to

I've been reciting poetry since i was three years old
recite means to say a poem

by mahmood.Kia November 3, 2013

Hugh G. Rection

Ummm..... It's self explanatory. You know...by reading the name.

He has a Hugh G. Rection! Ok..That didnt really make any sense.

by An ASIAN DUDE July 8, 2004

Rectifier

The inverse of the very popular and entertaining Shocker. e.g. 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink; two in the ass one in the grass; two in the butt one in the slut; two in the boot, one in the koot; goin to town with two in the brown, etc.

She had rolled over as I was going for the Shocker, so she got the Rectifier instead.

by Joe Rectifier June 18, 2003

rectitch

Short for rectal itch. The variety you get when you don't wipe your arse properly.

"That truck stop had no paper and now I've got a massive rectitch"

by Robert Crawford October 28, 2007

rectitus

when your optic nerve crosses with your rectal nerve and you get a shity out look on life.

when someone is always negative. then they have rectitus.

by slappyMcLoven September 27, 2013