Rant Tag

High geek speak for entering and closing any rant on any topic. Using html coding conventions in discussion usually in instant messages, text messages, or other written communications.

Me: That was fine but what i'm pissed about is <rant> they didn't invite me to their party.
You: OMG you've opened your rant tag. here goes...
Me: Believe it! those guys are jerks! Ok. I got that out of my system</rant>

by pondering December 17, 2010

restau-rant

A really bad restaurant review.

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.

by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

molly rant

A long brethless upsetting rant usually containing references to technology such as copyright protection, electronic privacy, or idiotic companies.

"And you know who's not going to labor under those restrictions? You know who's not even going to notice? The mass-production piracy operations, that's who. You know it, and I know it. So why are you engaged in this nickel-and-dime, small-time thrust-and-parry with me and my friends? Trust me, you're not going to make back the money by dropping viruses onto my PC, because my almighty dollar and I are going elsewhere--and you're probably not going to like where I end up."

Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?

by David Ron November 1, 2007

molly rant

A tirade in which the listener or other participates of the conversation are effectively silenced until the ranter run out of steam. Coined for Molly Wood, CNET podcaster and infamous ranter.

Any Molly rant on her CNET podcasts like Buzz Out Loud.

by morphined October 29, 2007

rant-o-gram

An email typically sent by colleagues to one another that should really have had the benefit of 10 minutes calming down time before the send button has been clicked; the sort of email you would usually write to your internet provider complaining about their service, rather than your colleagues. This email is typically sent by someone who needs to vent and very often are sent before the sender reads the remaining thread in which their "concerns" are addressed.

"Just sent a rant-o-gram to those monkeys in HR. Not being paid for 3 months is really starting to affect my level of nutrition"
"We've all just been paid yesterday. Didn't you check your emails this morning?"
"That recall message function never works, does it?"

by Steven Buck May 15, 2008

turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.

Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.

by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009

Horse Rant

To rant, Swear and downright abuse others verbally who are beating you during game play of any online console game, IE: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield:Bad Company.

Oh that guy in that last game was Horse Rant quite bad. All they did was Horse Rant: swear and abuse me verbally.

by MRShingles February 11, 2010