Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.

Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Ram Ranch

A very awesomensong you should listen to that people are talking about.

Me: "Shall we cowpoke?"

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut!

Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch, it rocks!
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks!

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut!

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

by A Idiot in a Village January 12, 2019

Rancho Cordova

Rancho Cordova nicknamed “Da Cho” is a low class suburb about 14 minutes East of Sacramento with ghetto ass people smoking blunts and drinking 40s scattered everywhere. Rancho Cordova has a crime rate that is higher than 66% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes. Rancho Cordova is territory of the East Side Piru Street Gang, the most active streets/neighborhoods include Lincoln Village, Coloma Rd, West La Loma, White Rock, Folsom Blvd, and Dawes St, Rancho Cordova also serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities. Local rappers like Liltrev and Cellyru gave the East Side/Rancho Cordova fame.

I’m a real east side nigga I ain’t from Rancho Cordova I’m from Da Cho

by FrontoMan💯 November 12, 2020

Last Chance Ranch

This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.

So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

Urban Rescue Ranch

A ranch in Texas home to many rescued animals including a Kangaroo, 3 Rheas, and an Opossum.

The Urban Rescue Ranch is based and Christpilled

by AlabamaAlabama April 10, 2022

Ranchjob

The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.

Friend 1: I'm gonna need 50k horses.
Friend 2: I can do that. But I'll need to know what you intend to do with fifty thousand horses. Will you be doling out ranchjobs?
Friend 3: Yep, the horses are one time a use.

by junipel November 18, 2011

Dance Ranche

A dance style originated in the 1990's and still practiced and innovated upon contemporarily by webcam pawgs in which they shake, twerk, booty clap and girate their ranch lumps for the camera.

Iggy Azalea was did not invent dance ranche.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020