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Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb
Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."
by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016
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death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware
give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites
by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005
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Rabid fan

An overprotective and/or obsessive fangirl or fanboy of a celebrity, game, TV show etc. that can’t handle criticism directed at it. Will get mad, or at times even violent if disagreed with. Disagreement will most likely result in insults typed in CAPS LOCK and lots of spam on your page.

Rabid fans share a few similar traits with rabid haters, despite being the polar opposites of them. Both are obsessive of and biased about the subject they love/hate.
Person 1: I’m not a big fan of Minecraft. It’s mediocre at best.
Rabid fan: How dare you say such things? Minecraft is the best game ever. If you disagree you’re most definitely a butthurt Fortnite kid. Get back to playing your crappy game, cringe 2010s kid.
by Anthony Clover October 3, 2020
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rabid

1. Very horny.
2. Extremely kinky. Bondage is a must.
1. She was so rabid, she ripped off my pants and shirt after 3 minutes of being home.
2. I am feeling quite rabid, maybe I will put on my naughty nurse outfit and strip for my boyfriend.
by |Holly| August 13, 2006
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rabid squirrel

a excuse so that you dont get in trouble
Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.
by hjfoytjro0gkfpg December 9, 2008
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rabid jellyfish

A person getting a BJ while jumping on a trampoline. The one giving the job gets his/her mouth full of saliva and penile fluids, and then drools it all over the male scrotum. When finished the flailing scrotum will resemble a rabid jellyfish.
Boy: Wow, grandma, that was a mean rabid jellyfish you gave me last night. It gave me so much duck butter it was hard to sleep.

Grandma: Just giving you a little taste of the 20s boy.
by Phatty_Chatty March 3, 2008
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rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.
Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.
by Dan & Dave October 15, 2008
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