resolutionary 

People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.

I couldn't find a free treadmill, the place was crawling with resolutionarys.

resolutionary by Vincent11 November 10, 2008

resolutionarium

a place for reflection, contemplation, reading, writing, and inspired doing

I am going down the Museum of Art History or MAH, in Santa Cruz, to see an exhibit for the world's first resolutionarium.

On display will be the world's first resolutionary, Resolved To Evolve Vol. 3. A book of some 845 universal resolves, inspired by the legendary TV Show Kung Fu.

resolutionarium by Possibility Advocate May 3, 2023

couch revolutionaries 

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.

Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.

couch revolutionaries by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016

an evolutionary dead-end 

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

an evolutionary dead-end by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

evolutionary religion 

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

evolutionary religion by Consequences October 7, 2010

New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

New Years Resolutionaries by fightthepower January 5, 2010

New Year's Resolutionary 

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...

She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...

New Year's Resolutionary by jt001 January 19, 2006