qwelington bears

when something you do or say (or friends even) is rather sumptiously hilarious you reply by saying qwelington bears

Andy: big jamesy and his maw just fell intae shite moon

Sam: no way man that like pure outta this world maytee

Andy: Qwelington bears

by Andrew Ramsay March 19, 2009

qwel

it sounds like "cool", word used often in UK

"You have weed?! Qwel!"

by bristol-mind-indic October 23, 2011

qwerpo

A special kind of douche used to clean the sandiest of vaginas

"Damn that chick needs to pick up a qwerpo, her vagina is so fucking sandy it's making diamonds."

by tmchvb December 14, 2008

qwerpafw

Has a terrible feeling a whole lot of other Arsians are going to put themselves in this thing.

by This guy... you know, from Ars? August 22, 2003

Qweep

A term to describe someone that fails all the time.

Man that guy sucks, he must be a qweep.

by MorganFreemanGordanFreeman August 16, 2011

Qwep

The prepolsion of of air from a males penis

qwep me m8

by MAma pepe July 17, 2016

Quelp

In the event that lint attaches itself to the hair twixt the butt cheeks, such an attachment is commonly called a "quelp." Quelps are analogous to the hair that inhabits the belly button.

Dude, I must have scraped a fist-full of quelp out of my crack!

The quelp is like unto the bat. They both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of shit.

I just bought new underwear and I have been pulling quelps out of my butt all day.

by Martison Bralex January 7, 2009