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Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
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queef

When the magical unicorn in women's vagina sneezes. Usually during sex.
"damn, Lucy can queef like an elephant!"
by playdoedoedoe February 18, 2017
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Queefery

noun, plural queeferies
A 19th century retreat where chaste young women of a certain class were sent to perfect the art of queefing, which was then used primarily to attract male suitors.
It is said my great, great grandmother attended the finest queefery in New England and could attract squirrels rabblts and pigeons with her queefs.
by Lastgasp1875 October 27, 2020
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Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.
I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!
by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010
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Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina
Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed
by Queef God January 13, 2017
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Toby Queef

A queef and/or fart that is really loud boisterous and super offensive to "snow flakes".
While running her fat ass on the treadmill Amy busted a Toby Queef and cleared the gym.
by The Sikness April 8, 2017
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Nigga Queef

Nigga Queef (nigu kweef) n.
The Release of air from a vagina of a black woman after a sexual intercourse. Normally horrid in smell and unbearable.
Damn you should've smelled Zakira's Nigga Queef last night, it smelled like Compton.
by SGFBD January 2, 2012
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