queefing

When a dude who's a real pussy whines about not being included in shit. It's the sound of lips flapping around due to complaints and tears.

Friend #1: I'm never invited to depot events queef, queef, queef.

Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.

by Cricket Choadster January 30, 2009

Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.

Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!

by UCRKID January 5, 2010

Queeferoni

Some dumbass who posts stupid shit on forums.

Queeferoni thought he made another funny. Boy was he wrong.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

queering

queering is a sport in which you question peoples sexuality from a car window

Mag: "look at that wankster what is he wearing"
Jen: This looks like a queering(Yell out window) "QUEER"

by McBee August 10, 2006

queering

To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)

Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.

by J Dogg June 27, 2003

queering

Forcible anal sex given to a man, usually by a group of 4-5 men, not for the purposes of enjoying the experience, but to teach the victim a lesson or punish him.

If Jerry passes out at your house again, lets give him a good queering.

If you touch one more of my french fries, I'll give you a queering so hard you'll be limping for weeks.

by Toad July 27, 2004

Lord Queefington

A affectionate name to give one of your friends.

Oh Lord Queefington, you and your shenanigans!

by Bubbaqueef May 18, 2010