quantum dating

The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.

You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now we're just quantum dating.

by Bungalow Bill April 16, 2002

Quantum Wank

n. Masterbating whilst mentally reliving past sexual failures and "Trying to put right what once went wrong."

I totally blew it with the hot chick with the big jugs last night. She walked away 'to talk to her friends' and I knew she wasn't coming back. I ended having a Quantum Wank over her when I got home so my balls didn't explode. Those puppies weren't hard to forget!

by Lucky Bastard MK1 May 5, 2010

Quantumplating

The act of deeply thinking about something relating to quantum nature, often for long periods of time with little concern for one's surrounding

George was Quantumplating the theory of entanglement while waiting for the kettle to boil

by timlyo August 12, 2012

Quantum Physics

The ultimate mindscrew.

I give up! Quantum Physics is just too hard! How do people even come up with this stuff?!

What the hell is reality???!!!

by CommandoDude August 6, 2010

quantum physics

The reason why one sock disappears when you do your laundry.

Although reliable intelligence sources indicate that Iraq has been developing weapons of mass destruction, they may never be found due to quantum physics.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

Quantum Science

NOT a fucking roblox group. Its the study of area of study about information science related to quantum effects in physics.

Dave: "hey is that the quantum science public discord"
John: "no this is a fucking book on the study of quantum science you sodding tic tac."

by Excerain November 23, 2020

quantum rizzics

Quantum rizzics is the act of a discrete quantity of energy proportional in magnitude to the frequency of the radiation it represents by picking up so many women you puncture the fabric of space-time,

It is also a play on words for Quantum physics which is a difficult science, such as this science is difficult to master.

Mathew has a degree in quantum rizzics.

by professor of quantum rizzics February 14, 2023