quaf hair

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

by Quaf May 21, 2016

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

by educated sexpod October 14, 2004

Quaf Special

While preforming doggy style sex, message the clitoris until your partner has an orgasm.

the Quaf Special is my favorite sex position

by Jenkooooo May 2, 2019

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

Quaf

Queef and a fart at the same time.

She queffed so hard it came out both sides.. it was a smelly quaf..

by Anthony Payne October 8, 2023

Quafing

When a leotard rides so far up a girls font bottom, that it chafes her quim.
A natural result of a tight camel toe.

Jeez, look how far up her sludge gulch that is, must be giving her some right Quafing.

by QuafKing100 July 19, 2022