Q-tip

An elderly person. So called because, like a cotton swab, they're white on both ends: white hair and those white walking shoes!

Everyone was tired of the Q-tip who was holding up the line at the bank.

by uspowner July 22, 2008

Turkish Q Tip

When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.

Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Q Tip

When you are getting head from a girl (or guy) and when you are at climax you turn her head and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave your girlfriend a Q Tip last night, and she said you have a small penis!

by Ryan Kearns November 10, 2004

Q Tip

A skinny Caucasian male, usually teenaged, that has his hair bleached white, giving the appearence of a thin Q-tip. Usually into rap/Hip-hop. See cracka and honkey.

That Eminem wannabe is such a Q Tip

by Macdaddy5539 June 27, 2005

Q-tip

1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.

2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.

1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
"Haha. Sick!"

2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"
"Dude...That sux!"

by Bond, JAMES bond! April 24, 2009

Aggressive Q-tip

The Aggressive Q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). Ironically, the receiver may need a Q-tip after the act is completed.

The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.

Tim was sleeping but Brian was hard and horny.

He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?

by YouReadyGrandma? December 11, 2011

the q-tip trick

The q-tip trick is when you repeatedly insert and take out a q-tip out of a woman's vagina until blood comes out. This is one of the most effective ways to achieve a female orgasm.

Nima used the q-tip trick on his girlfriend the other night. She's traumatized.

by qtiplover1000 June 16, 2021