QB-Sneak

An extension from doggy style, the QB-Sneak is inserting the thumb into the anus with the fingers up like your holding a football.

I like doing doggy style but it gets better when you qb-sneak.

by Bluntin April 25, 2020

QB Kneel

QB Kneel: The act of choosing to pop a quarter-bar of Xanax after successfully delivering many QB Sneaks to one's friends (or foes).

After dropping a quarter-bar into Douglas' drink, Bob realized it was time for his own QB Kneel by popping his own quarter-bar.

by brocrawb June 13, 2017

QB Sneak

The act of fucking your partner from behind and you gently wipe your ass with the index and middle fingers on left and right hands and proceed to yell "blue forty two, blue forty two, set, hut hut, hike" and smear the feces under her eyes similar to eye black.

Matt QB sneaked me last week and hasn't called me back ever since.

by Boombox Billy and Willem Dafoe November 5, 2011

system QB

A QB whom plays only in a certain offense in the game of football, only because that is the only possible way he can look good, since it eliminates his weaknesses, even though if he were placed on other offenses he would be greatly exposed

Tom brady is a system QB because he is successfull only in the Pats offense. If he were placed on any other offense, such as the Colts, he would fail because he does not have the talent to work that offense, and would be exposed. Unlike Peyton Manning who is great and can be able to lead any offense. Tim Tebow is also a system QB because he does not have the abilities to lead the Hawaii offense of Colt Brennan

by PHJM December 29, 2007

QB Sneak

You're fucking a girl from behind. Right before you cum, pull out. then you spit on her back and say your done, then you get her to turn over. as soon as she turns over shove her face towards your dick and squirt in her eyes.

John: Dude why'd brittany break up with you?
Josh: cause, i pulled a qb sneak on her
John: awesome *high fives*

by TRkeatz January 5, 2010

QB sneak

when playing football and you are the quarterback, instead of getting the ball, you accidently grab the person in front of you's balls.

Dammit that stupid quarter back did a qb sneak on me

by youtouchmytralala October 30, 2007

qb sneak

When playing Fart Football, you let a silent but deadly fart(SBD).

Dude wtf is that smell? qb sneak,and im going for 2.

by wvumountys88 December 13, 2007