python dick

White guy with a big dick and he knows it!

John has a python dick

by Cougar Sport Killer March 4, 2011

Python spice latte

A sex move. When your girlfriend is a basic white girl and she asks for a pumkin spice latte but you want sex. So you give her a python spice latte (your Python is your penis).

Girlfriend: Babe can I go get a pumpkin spice latte?
Boyfriend: Nope. But you can take off those yoga pants and get this PYTHON SPICE LATTE!

by stooch182 July 12, 2016

Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.

Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.

by roninx17 January 11, 2011

python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.

Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.

by Chew Skeeter July 21, 2023

Python Scroggs

A person, usually a female, with an extreme aptitude for performing the act of felatio. The two part word derives from the surname Scroggs, reminiscent of the south Louisiana woman for whom the term originated, and the word python, used to compare the felatio-artist's jaw with that of a python, implying a prodigious ability to become unhinged for the purpose of taking more penis into the mouth.

Yeah, my mother is python scroggs, and yes, she gives incredible head.

by FranklinScroggs March 12, 2009

Python Year Old

A teenager new to programming who asks simple questions and holds strong opinions based on very limited experience.

Coined by FuryoShonen.

This Python Year Old kept messaging me asking for help with his Discord Bot

by ProgrammerWithBadIdeas April 14, 2022

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 7, 2020