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Pyramid Zoned

When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.
“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”

“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”
by Aurora Borealass October 17, 2019
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Pyramid Head

Also known as the Red God, Triangle Head and Red Pyramid. One of the scariest characters in the Silent Hill francise. Satan is his bitch! You can't escape him, and he'll find you even when you SLEEP! (and he'll probably rape you, and your pets)
*One, two, Pyramid Head is coming for you*
by Annie20 May 11, 2009
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Pyramid Jigaboo

Pyramid Jigaboo is a dark skinned Egyptian male that moved to America, and became lazy and now lives off of welfare. Frequently refers to himself as a playa.
He may also sell weed on the side to make a couple of extra bucks.
Look at that pyramid jigaboo riding dirty through da Hood flipping zips to all Dem kids....
by Loinslinger January 28, 2020
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Pyramid Head

Emotionless, demon raping, knife holding executioner thing that stalks James Sunderland torturing him in the game Silent Hill 2. Pyramid Head is one of the most fucked up and freaky things in any video game of movie.
Holy shit! Pyramid Head just killed Maria!... again
by adonkeyisaass October 12, 2003
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egyptian pyramid

Like an Eiffel Tower, the sexual act where a woman is receiving doggystyle while giving oral. However, her hands are also used to jerk off one guy to her left and one to her right. When all four guys give a high five they create the shape of an Egyptian Pyramid.
We were giving Robert's mom the Eiffel Tower, but when she saw Joe and Steve walk in she demanded an Egyptian Pyramid. She loved it!
by steele80 March 4, 2008
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Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.
"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.
by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010
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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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