Penker

A penker is a person that penked someone on purpose or by accident. A penker can penk someone during April Fools day as a practical joke, or a someone can be made a penker through accidentally damaging a pen. The damaged pen would then be used by another person, and that person would find themselves with ink all over their new pants.

I can't wait to see Joe's face when he gets penked...

Aaahh! I got ink all over my new shirt and pants!

The Penker strikes again! Swoosh!

by DownloadFailed July 28, 2009

pwerk

To twerk, but with your penis.

Proper pwerking posture prevents poor performance:
- stand upright and triumphantly, because you a goddamn stallion
- hands on hips like you’re doing step 3 of the Timewarp
- wide stance for maximum effect
- back arched like you’re being blown by a goddess
-lock eyes with the witness to your freaky ways

Then... PWERK LIKE THE WIND! SHAKE THAT THANG

1) “Hey man, how are you staying in shape during the pandemic?”

“I pwerk at least 3 minutes a day to the beat of ‘Work Bitch’ by Britney.”

2) Any day is a good day for pwerking, if it is in thine nature -Marcus Aurelius-

by ItchiestBum December 2, 2020

Pwink

An person using something other than their eye to wink at another person to attract sexual attention; usually unwanted.

“Did he just use his catheter bag hole to Pwink at you?” “Yeah, and I think I liked it.”

by River Cabin Boy #5 February 8, 2022

pwanki

Offensive and racist combination of Paki and Wanker used by closed-minded individuals and fucking idiots.

"The bloke who runs the corner shop is a Pwanki."
"Shut the fuck up you racist cunt."

by steverogersisdead June 4, 2007

PWENNA

Pwenna is Precious in doggie language

Saying to my dog one day...you are so precious.. you are so pwenna..he melts everytime I say the word to him.

by Pwenna Pwenna September 29, 2010

penking

(from the verb to penk)

Penking is the act of aimlessly fiddling, fooling around with no real purpose. One penks about in the shed, in the kitchen, wherever there is mindless activity to be undertaken. Children are often to be found penking.

A: What have you been doing today?

B: Nothing much, just penking about at home.

by distractedhousewife November 9, 2010

penk

The dust that accumulates between the keys on a computer keyboard.

I had to vacuum all the penk out of my keyboard last week. It was ass-nasty.

by The Rom February 21, 2004