Pussywhipped

When your deadbeat fatass dad leaves your family for another extremely southern fat woman

Your dad is pussywhipped

by Kendracollins04 July 10, 2019

Pussywhip

To be whipped by a female partner.

Xander: I got one for ya!
Felipe: Do tell!
Xander: Yeah man! This is the best! So you know how John's girlfriend got a puppy, right? Well it turns out that they almost broke up because John though she was spending too much time with the dog!
Felipe: Damn! He needs his priorities straightened out, eh?

by Sultan of Swing March 14, 2005

Pussywhipped

What some people like to call treating both genders with equal amounts respect, or if a man would rather prioritize his girl for one day rather than hang with his bros. Usage of this word especially applies to angry incels hogging around Urban Dictionary.

Look at that guy, apologizing for bumping into that hoe. What a pussywhipped cuck.

Jack wanted to play horror games with his girlfriend rather than watch football with us. Out of a total of 26 times now, he's prioritized her 4 of them. He's becoming a pussywhipped bitch.

by Immaturkey October 30, 2018

Pussywhipped

A man who always gets bossed around by his bitch

Shawn is pussywhipped for ditching the boys to eat dinner with his bitch

by Penisman101201 June 23, 2021

Pussywhipped

Marco

Marco keeps going back to this girl that doesn’t like him. He’s pussywhipped AND a dumbass

by Digbick727281 March 19, 2019

Pussywhipped Speed

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.

(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!

by Rilla907 September 3, 2009

pre-pussywhipped

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.

Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

by Anonymysterious January 2, 2011