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Pumping farts

The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.
Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
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Purinis

A purinis is an ALPHA male. When he enters the room everyone is overwhelmed by the testosterone. Every girl dreams of being in a relationship with a purinis.
Purinis: *walks in the room*
Girls: OMG! I want to fuck him so bad. He is oozing testosterone!
by xxGreekGamerManxx June 19, 2020
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Pumping crude

Having anal sex after taking your bitch to Qdoba, expecting a full shit geyser that night.
Bro..... didn't know my bitch hit Doba....fucked my bed up pumping crude tonight...
by Freakish_dong July 20, 2020
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face purging

When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.
After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.
by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010
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Man Pumping

(Aka mumping)

Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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Fist Pumping Like Champs

To fist pump emphatically with your guido buddies in the club. Phrase coined by Vinny on Jersey Shore
Narrator: FIST PUMPING ALL SUMMER LONG.
Vinny: Fist pumping like champs!
by Redlightning02 December 20, 2009
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bunny pumping

The art of smashing a chicks box hard and fast. E.g Thrusting the penis in and out of the vagina extemely quickly, hence mimicking the sex act of a rabbits.
I was going hard out ball slapping with this chick last night, absolutely bunny pumping the dog shit out of her!
by Scoota K November 4, 2006
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