puritans

The Puritans were members of a religious reformation movement known as Puritanism which arose within the Church of England. Puritans were the more extreme Protestants within the Church of England in the late 16th century who thought that the English Reformation wasn’t far enough in reforming the doctrines and structure of the church. They wanted to purify the Church of England as it was too similar to the Roman Catholic Church. In the 17th century, many Puritans emigrated to the New World, where they sought a holy commonwealth in New England.

many Puritans emigrated to the New World

by skskoop September 30, 2019

Puritans

A bunch of religious zealots, name "puritans" for their faith in the olde ways, who left Europe to come to America and kill all the natives! Nice guys, eh?

The puritans were the founders of America...THOSE DIRTY BASTARDS!

by Anti-Patriot November 30, 2003

putitang

Another word for pussy. Or Puti for short.

AKA Laudun as a loving nickname.

I need some putitang!!

by Alaina joyxoxo February 19, 2009

Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia

Greatest fucking Dimmu Borgir album ever.

My favorite song off of Dimmu's PEM (Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) album is Maelstrom Mephisto

by Nova Prospekt December 23, 2007

pubitanglia

A condition where by pubic hair becomes entangled either under the foreskin, over or around the head of the penis and is subsequently trapped by tight fitting under garments.

Before he was circumcised, he suffered from chronic pubitanglia.

by Felatio Do Good April 28, 2010

Puritania

We do away with your kind
Countdown to exterminate the human race
4, 3, 2, 1
Let chaos entwine
On defenseless soil
Remove errors of man
And sweep all the weakening kind
I am war, I am pain
I am all you've ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies
Bygone are tolerance
And presence of grace
Scavengers are set out
To cleanse the human filth parade

I am pure, I am true
I am all over you
I am laugh, I am smile
I am the earth defiled
I am the cosmic storms
I am the tiny worms
I am fear in the night
I am bringer of the light
Earth succesfully erased

Puritania

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot

The puritains sucked, and still do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004