Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

Puber

A freelance service in development that allows people to have their pubes shaved by hired professionals for a reasonable cost.

Person 1: I'm running out of time before my date tonight and I still have to shave my pubes.
Person 2: Why don't you just call a Puber? They'll shave your mound for you while you iron your shirt. They'll even do patterns and designs if you want.
Person 1: Awesome! I was looking at getting some Dreadcocks.

by queeflatina January 17, 2017

Pubertic

Pubertic, sometimes spelled Pu🅱️ertick, is a term coined by Charlie on 12/4/17. Pubertic is a term that is synonymous with pubescent. Pubertic is used with seventh grade students who are prone to voice cracks, middle school relationships, acne, and greasy underarm and facial hair.

Have you seen Ezra?
Yeah, he's so pubertic.

by banbam December 5, 2017

Purebred

A man/women who's nationality is 100%

I am an Italian purebred!

by Tommyboy17 May 19, 2015

purger

A person who hosts game servers.

Hey, you sass that hoopy Purger? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

by Thomas_Jones March 2, 2019

Puberty

the time where boys become horndogs and girls become sluts. really weird and crazy things happen during this time. its weird effect lasts on kids from around age 12 through 18. boys' winnies go from carrot to aubergine. girls grow boobs and hips and bleed uncontrollably every month for the next 3-4 decades or so. boys get taller and bigger and get a deeper voice thinking they'll become like john cena just to end up looking and sounding like a monster. both girls and boys get pimples on their face that may or may not be temporary (come every once in a while due to changes in hormonal levels). the pimples that are always there are caused by a skin condition called acne. boys grow a shit ton of hair practically everywhere on the body, but the most visible one is on the face. girls also grow hair but on less parts and in less amounts. both boys and girls also think about whatever makes them horny 24/7 such as a crush and wank off. basically, you morph into a horny gorilla. it's a pretty weird time. for some people this is more intense than others, the people with 7 crushes and that sleep with 20 people from their school per day or wank off 57 times per day.

-Hey *voice crack* do *voice crack* you *voice crack* wanna *voice crack* come *voice crack* over *voice crack* today *voice crack* to *voice crack* play *voice crack* video *voice crack* games? *huge voice crack*
-Damn bro, good luck

Puberty

by mrbeast167 May 1, 2022

Puberty

time in the life of a guy where he experiences multifunction penis frequently resulting in addictive behavior or frequent nocturnal emissions concomitantly magnifying interest in women

period wherein orgasm pleasure increases in duration and intensity every few weeks, ejaculation distance broadens while the penis expands in length and circumference, growth in ball volume, height, and weight, deepening of voice. For some this requires an upgrade from boxers to boxer briefs.

puberty yields a growth in physical and metaphysical dimensions

by Matters Expansive November 7, 2012