Person 1: I'm running out of time before my date tonight and I still have to shave my pubes.
Person 2: Why don't you just call a Puber? They'll shave your mound for you while you iron your shirt. They'll even do patterns and designs if you want.
Person 1: Awesome! I was looking at getting some Dreadcocks.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

"Hey look a puber!"

Johnny works in the cafeteria and is a puber because he puts pubes onto peoples' food.

we had a puber in our class--smart, but with a squeeky voice and annoying train of thought.

Yea we just had our one month anniversary and I think this weekend I’m going to tell her I love her.

-Ok Puber

Friend 1: How’d you get here?
Friend 2: Oh! Puber drove me.