New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.

1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012

pungtang

Female genitalia. Usually pink and musky with a nice amount of fluid when aroused. Some refer to it as pussy.

Hey Nick, let's go get some pungtang tonight!

I could go for a glass of ice water and a slice of pungtang.

by AnalRodeo February 24, 2006

Punitunity

A punitunity is a portmanteau of pun and opportunity. It means an opportunity to make a pun.

You missed a punitunity there, you must be having a slow day.

by The Great Grifter October 30, 2020

Puniani

Puniani, is a sweet boy, plays games mostly like fortnite and is very out going. He’s kind but can also be very helpful.

Aye, puniani’s helping miss move her books

by DynastyRealm December 7, 2021

Neo-Puritan

A modern zealot who seeks to live in strict devotion to being "politically correct" and is eager to police others using coercion, indoctrination or even force if necessary to adhere to what is (currently) dictated.

Paul, who had a neo-puritan devotion to being correct, danced up and down with anger as mask-less people walked by outside.

by Dj smiles February 12, 2022

Puntangy

Sweet, yet tangy taste or even slightly sour, sometimes sensual.

The mango cake had a light, puntangy quality.

by Hamadi Awad February 12, 2023

puntang

slang term for a girl's private region.

Hey man look over there, you can see jessica's puntang!!

by iain April 5, 2003