punching the midnight squirrel 

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

punching the midnight squirrel by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

Punching the prime minister 

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

Punching the prime minister by Norrabal January 2, 2019

punching a hole in the chocolate bar 

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

punching a hole in the chocolate bar by strangefetishes November 15, 2013

Punching the pastrami 

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."

Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.

Punching the pastrami by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017

punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times

Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget

punching the midget by p0pt@rt April 30, 2009

punching your meatpie 

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

punching your meatpie by Whipshock May 2, 2005

Punching babies 

A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".

"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"

"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"

Punching babies by Kaaaaaren December 19, 2008