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pump

He thought he was pumping with her, but all this time he was showing her his art collection.
by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2009
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no pump

used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.

part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump
Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'
by millarke March 15, 2011
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pumping

when you get a bike and an air pump and push
I was pumping the air into my bike’s wheels.
by Snugglefuss June 18, 2018
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pump it

guy 1:hey, whats your favorite black eyed peas song?

guy 2:oh, pump it, definatly
by kikolover442 September 5, 2011
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Pumped

by sh00009 August 29, 2009
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Pumping

The act of gathering in a small place with 30 or more people and a household item. When the item is set off, the crowd proceeds to "flip their sh*t" until they become too tired to continue.
"Hey you guys wanna go do some pumping after lunch?? See you in the bathroom!!!"
by Anderswag February 19, 2012
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pump

slang used by Marine grunts to refer to active tours of duty.
1.I got a 7 month pump in Iraq.

2.I've done three pumps in Iraq.
by KILLEDNACTION January 11, 2009
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