1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
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I can't stand when my bbw girlfriend goes out of town, all I can think about is banging her, I am a true plumper pumper,
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Get the Pumped mug.To travel wicked fast, usually in the downhill direction. It is all about sweet flow. Some report the sensation of floating. Some experience symptoms of permagrin. Experienced pumers describe pumin' as a state of mind, absent of thought. Often they describe they find themselves pumin' without realizing it at first. It just happens.
Pronounced like the sound a 10 year old boy makes when shooting invisible lasers. "Pyume pyume!".
Pronounced like the sound a 10 year old boy makes when shooting invisible lasers. "Pyume pyume!".
My buddy pumed me to the top of the mountain in her truck, then I pumed down some sweet singletrack. I was so in the zone that there was only the pume. Later on we met up for a surf and went pumin' down some tasty waves. It's more fun with fellow pumers.
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