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paris pullout

When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.
Everyone at the orgy was having a great time, till Donny decided to do a paris pullout.
by Leth28 June 2, 2017
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puerto rican pullout

When your having sex with a girl and your about to cum pull out and snort a line off her butt
Yo Jeff do a puerto rican pullout on that bitch!

Dont be a pussy puerto rican pullout that hoe!
by 8o5 September 25, 2013
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Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.
Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout
by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017
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safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.
Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...
by LTCFA November 25, 2017
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Josh’s Pullout Game

A persons who’s pull out game is historically and categorically, weak
Have you heard of Josh’s pullout game?

Yeah man, It’s wack as fuck
by Willyb3 June 7, 2022
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Pennsylvania Pullout

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by Pat F April 21, 2007
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Kabul Pullout

When you use the pull-out method during sex to avoid pregnancy but end up leaving some behind anyway
I don't know how we ended up in this situation, we tried a Kabul Pullout and still got fucked
by Daniel Tuesday August 31, 2021
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