pokemanning

What you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon

Bro will the wife let you out a bit so we can do some pokemanning

by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

Pureman

A pureman is a man (see pure-she for the female equivalent) who unintentionally lives a highly principled and stereotypically 'good' life hence the use of 'pure'. For example, they'll have an exemplary diet - carefully rationing out sweet treats for up to years as they want to ensure their body receives only the purest and most nutritious food types. They are also highly educated and well read but will neither present as arrogant nor pompous instead showing absolute understanding and balance when in a sensitive conversation. Pureman are a rare breed, perhaps a throwback to a simpler time.

"Ah Michael is such a bloody pureman. Top geezer. Can't beat him!"

by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020

Pokémango

A mango playing Pokémon GO.

Lol mate, look at that pokémango.

by thatsmiley July 31, 2016

Pokeman

One of the many incorrect ways to say Pokemon.

Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.

by im not a pedo May 12, 2019

Pokemans

(1)A word retards use to make fun of pokemon, in an attempt be funny.
(2) A word confused old people use to complain about what there children are doing.

Brah1:Look at my pokemans.
Brah2:stfu you retard

by Dalemans August 6, 2011

pokemans

A term school bullies use when attempting to get 'nerds' to correct them.

Bully: Hey, Kid! I love Pikachu what's your favorite Pokemans?
Guy: It's PokeMON!
Bully: (laughs and runs away)

by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Pokeman

An adult manboy who has aged passed his teen years and still refuses to discard his mental and physical obsession with pokemon. These "people" are often sincerely frowned, if not deeply forehead-wrinkled, upon. If you are in any way associated with one or more of these vile creatures, it is in your best interest to immediately contact PETA as he/they are probably trying to rape your cat and/or dog, or fish and probably your rodant pets too.

Pokeman.

by Silenced Guilt December 21, 2014