This is where you bang somebody with your poo.
This is how it goes: take a dump - it can't be any poop it has to be a fairly firm, but still slightly moist - poo that can be worked like clay.
Shape it into a poo-dink complete with a fluted mushroom-head.
Carefully wrap it with plastic wrap or silicone paper (used for baking) and throw it into the freezer until it freezes solid.
When it's ready, and so is your partner, take it from the freezer, peel back the Saran Wrap or silicone paper so that you're holding the base of it, and have unwrapped it kind of like you're holding a churro or some other similar kind of food. Now bang your partner with it, and enjoy it slowly melting and falling apart inside her/him as your bring her/him to gooey multiple poogasms.
This is how it goes: take a dump - it can't be any poop it has to be a fairly firm, but still slightly moist - poo that can be worked like clay.
Shape it into a poo-dink complete with a fluted mushroom-head.
Carefully wrap it with plastic wrap or silicone paper (used for baking) and throw it into the freezer until it freezes solid.
When it's ready, and so is your partner, take it from the freezer, peel back the Saran Wrap or silicone paper so that you're holding the base of it, and have unwrapped it kind of like you're holding a churro or some other similar kind of food. Now bang your partner with it, and enjoy it slowly melting and falling apart inside her/him as your bring her/him to gooey multiple poogasms.
I poosicle'd her last night. She loved it!
by Chris Chin December 15, 2008
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Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)
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The floating bits and pieces left on the toilet bowl After a particularly messy dump. Common after a night of heavy beer drinking.
"After an epic dump, you're bound to experience pooticles lingering in the bowl, even with multiple flushes"
by Jenfa. January 10, 2013
Get the Pooticle mug.An adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a slut! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have STDs.
Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
by ETOWNS May 13, 2006
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Get the poosicle mug.That proctsicle was finger-licking good.
by sexpissdull December 3, 2010
Get the proctsicle mug.The Ice Cream Man hands this out instead of a popsicle. Usually only given out when he makes his 3 a.m. trips around the neighborhood. He thinks he's tricking people with that damn Jack and Jill music! We're on to your tricks!
Johnny Pothead: Look guys, there's the Po--er, I mean Ice Cream Man again! Lets go get our potsicles!
by Dani December 28, 2004
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