Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.
Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 26, 2017
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prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3
Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry
by ominominai February 10, 2010
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milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.
Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.
by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003
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Prostate Ballet

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.
Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
by Jon_The_Psychologist February 06, 2014
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Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !
"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
by Big Ash July 25, 2003
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Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.
I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.
by Bookbagman February 10, 2022
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Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010
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