slimy proposal

Another term for ejaculating into your partner as you propose to them.
As Marie walked down the aisle to her soon-to-be husband, she could only blush when the memory of his slimy proposal replayed in her mind.
by Dominion444 August 10, 2023
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Mexican Proposal

When a man impregnates a woman out of wedlock, forcing a shotgun courthouse wedding without proper dating, proposal, etc.

Usually done as damage control so the woman doesn’t look like a hoe.
“Did you hear? Vanessa got pregnant by Pedro.”

“Damn he gave her the Mexican Proposal?!”
by Mp9109 March 06, 2020
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clarifying proposal

'clarifying proposal' or 'defining resolution' or 'defining proposal' is a summary that is also used to reveal an underlying problem to an obfuscating author such as a conman without giving away awareness (by the victim) of the conman's scam.
I am an agent with a buyer who wishes to buy your property but we wish to carry out due diligence first so we offer a deposit whilst conveyancers are engaged. The con is that the agent takes a commission from the conveyancer then the purchase falls through. The seller does not wish to reveal their suspicion of the con so offers a 'clarifying proposal' being: instead of a deposit let the buyer pay all the seller's conveyancer fees.
by VapourTrail May 06, 2021
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Indecent Proposal

A variation of the doggy style sexual position in which the male raises his left or right foot and moves it forward to lay parallel from the recipient's torso.Thus allowing for deeper thrusts and quicker more rapid entry.
She said she wanted it harder so I gave her an indecent proposal. needless to say, she was pleased.
by Elmac January 27, 2009
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plunger proposal

a distinctly unimpressive and under-planned engagement proposal, esp. if it occurs in a crass context
you know he asked her to marry him right after he plunged the toilet/switched lanes/flossed/picked dandruff out of his hair? what a plunger proposal
by aidel maidel May 11, 2014
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Job proposal

When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.
Bro i got a job proposal for you tonite meet me in the woods for more details
by TrueDstory April 21, 2016
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Vagabond's Proposal

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.
I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.
by billcosby7 September 26, 2010
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