PoonMaster

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.

Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.

by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

procrasterbate

v. to masturbate instead of tending to one's responsibilities, where the obvious and more productive and/or beneficial choice, such as finishing one's work or getting much needed rest, is put off for the duration of the "me time" session, and often ignored altogether.

see also procrasterbation, procrasterbator, procrasterbatory

frank: sorry i'm too tired to drive, man. i'm exhausted.
dave: really? didnt you go to your room to pass out at real early last night?
frank: yeah, but i didn't end up going to sleep until about 3 or so.
dave: why?
frank: i dont know, man. i watched "wild things" and it was stupid of me, but i started to procrasterbate for however long it takes form the opening credits to the end of that threesome scene.

or

jenny: what time will you be ready to go to the store to get ingredients for chili night?
kara: probably about five o'clock or so, but call me.
jenny: i swear, if you procrasterbate and aren't ready until a quarter past, you're done for.

by steve m g December 26, 2007

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Pawnmaster

A person highly skilled in the control of pawns over the internet, usually through scapegoating; a person skilled in scamming others.

I think he's a pawnmaster because I lost all my money today.

by Mike L. Bishop November 18, 2010

podmaster

The tall senior who little, god fearing man that the freshman worship. They must be at least 6’ 5” and are usually a cracker.

Ethan: what did y’all call me?
Little man: The podmaster. Leader of the pack.

Little Man: you’re a senior.
Ethan: how do you know?
Little Man: I can smell it.
Ethan: what else can you smell?

by Little Man Stan July 11, 2022

Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work

I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.

by Billie Gene October 29, 2010