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procrasturbator

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.
Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.
by Partyup4269 June 1, 2009
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procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy
I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college
by smoovestarr April 3, 2005
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procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
by ricemond December 3, 2003
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Procrasturbate

to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011
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Procrastibate

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
by Recalibar February 28, 2009
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procrastebate

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.
I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.
by Paula Esquivel May 7, 2008
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procrasturbation

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.
Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007
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