When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.
by Clitorisaurus Rex April 25, 2011
Get the Procrastibationmug. by McCrackhead September 13, 2010
Get the procrastibatingmug. To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
by N0ahBee March 30, 2011
Get the Procrastibatemug. Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.
-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012
Get the Procrastibationmug. Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.
It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
by JuHwang September 9, 2011
Get the Procrastibationmug. When one procrastinates by masterbating.
by jimmydercat November 2, 2010
Get the Procrastibationmug. That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow
by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011
Get the Procrastibatormug.