procrasterbation

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

procrasterbation

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be

On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey

by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

Procrastinate

to put things off until last minute; what you are probably doing right now

Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?

Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.

Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!

by futymore December 18, 2009

procrasterbation

The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.

Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"

Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"

by Swazylandish October 19, 2010

procrasterbate

Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.

Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)

by Seatthell July 28, 2011