disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

by SB17 August 29, 2006

Priya

Sanskrit name that means 'beloved' in Hindi. People with the name Priya always have the most charismatic personalities and are usually born in August or September. They are incredibly smart, talented, sweet, and beautiful. Priya is usually a nickname for longer names but can be shortened even more as followed: Pri, Pri Pri, Prprprprpriyaaaaa.

"Damn who is that cute new girl"
"You must be talking about Priya. "

by sunshinecitrusfruitlover April 4, 2017

priyan

The prince of happiness

and always try’s to make people happy however he doesn’t revive the respect he deserves

I am Priyan today

by Kdivani April 22, 2018

nan hua primary school

biased chers, dirty and cray cray students, its a cesspool. We all love it.
Also some ppl are sussy.
"Its uh uh uh uh its crazy"- siyan

Nan hua primary school is qiite a fun place to learn at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!11!

by orangpingu October 15, 2021

Prisma

Prisma is a not a comman name, but when you find one of these girls you have to never lose them in your life. Because they are just drop dead beautiful with the intelligence to go with it. She'll always be loyal and never hurt your feelings. She'll help u reach your goals in life and support you in everything. she has the best personality, she can crack a joke and turn around and be completely serious with an important topic. Shes perfect. So dont lose the prisma in your life.

By just seeing Prisma today, she made my day.

by Lil'd August 19, 2012

Primal

When your true sexual instinct comes to light, you mate ferociously like your primal ancestors.

Friend 1: "Hey, how was sex with that blonde chick last night?"
Friend 2: "Dude, I hadn't jerked off in nearly 2 weeks, so I went full primal on her. The only thing she saw the whole night was the pillow."

by OhSteve March 8, 2020

Primary Lotus

When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.

"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."

by weebdefinitions November 27, 2018