priyma

Is a fucking loser ukie bitch who won’t stop play black ops III zombies at 2AM in the morning.

A Priyma is a lower life form of human whom scavenges the floor in search of dirty, week old m&m’s and crusty Doritos. He is hated by Doc Meyers for shitbagging every workout and for being madly in love with hairy Ukrainian women. His infantile penis is akin to a shriveled naked mole rat… when erect. He is usually disowned by his family and more often than not can be found wearing assless chaps in a gay bar just to get any attention. Beware, however seductive his prepubescent and cherubic face maybe, he is usually riddled with STDs.
Priyma, you gave me chlamydia… again!
by Dr. Krankin ma’haug August 11, 2024
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