pretentious hipster

oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Hipsters are never okay and they don't actually have opinions, obnoxious or otherwise. They merely conform to unpopular fashions. That's it. That's all. It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness that people with their total lack of worthwhile qualities and talent would be feeling as genuine outcasts if they didn't secretly believe themselves superior and ironically hilarious. In this way, it's also an attempt to cash in on attention using geek chic. They don't care about winning arguments because they don't have beliefs except the above. Pretentious people try to sound smarter than they are, e.g. by making dissonantly unnecessary references to counter culture figures, but hipsters are so far beyond pretentious that they think appreciation of meaningless t-shirt slogans is enough to elevate them to social icon status. This makes the phrase pretentious hipster so redundant that it should just be shortened to hipster, except when describing what hipsters talk about; ie pretentious hipster bullshit, such as "I met that indie rock singer. She's an argyle superstar." A hipster is a therefore a psychological trainwreck that should be avoided until he/she inevitably ruins itself.

1: Are you going to use Scorsese references in your pretentious hipster bullshit this weekend?

2: No, film is too mainstream. I'm just sucking fame's dick in a general way until someone tells me a new way to seem unique.

by toot-swat plan November 22, 2010

precious onion

When you see an ass so nice it's makes you cry

Leslie has a precious onion

by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014

Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020

Precious

a girl from any part of the world with all smiles might get angry easily but she has forgiven. she is also said to be bossy but when you read her thoughts she is not close to being bossy. she is patiently waiting for her first kiss and will get the perfect one if she does not rush into it. she can also have a dimple and when you are around a precious pls smile. she has certain principles guiding her and will be among the top three smart people in her class. wishes she could speak spanish.siempre tienen una sonrisa en torno a un PRECIOSO. she is also really pretty.

awwwww she is just so cute like a precious
omg look at her isn't she just precious
i miss precious alot
lovely

by MISSincredible7732 March 13, 2013

Preticious

pretty, hot, gorgeous, all those words you want your boyfriend to tell you are! So heres a new one boys! PRETICOUS!

She is looking so preticious tonight.

by Preticious November 30, 2010

my precious

What Smeagol calls the One Ring of Power. He thinks it belongs to him. In fact everyone who ever aquires it becomes madly posessive of it (because it is magic and affects their mind). It really belongs to Sauron tho.

It came to me, my own, my love, myyy preccccccciiiouuuussss

by Dirge June 11, 2004

prettiot

Someone who good-looking (pretty), but is an idiot.

"Jane, you're such a prettiot."

by jcpatella October 13, 2008